Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Oh Edward....



You seek my hand and drag me head first fearless
And I don't know why but with you I'd dance
In the storm in my best dress fearless

You know what, it has always been every gals (and gays) fantasy of having this kind of man in their life. The one who would do anything spontaneously, and for that matter, fearlessly, just to show his love and affections. This kind of man, makes every gals and gays alike to just dance to their tunes. So charming and endearing and....drop dead gorgeous. Just imagine having Edward Cullen as your boyfriend. With that speed and charm, he can "do" you while you were shaving your pubic hair without you realized that he has been there. Ok that's gross.

No I mean, seriously! What kind of man who could just sweep you off your feet and you know, maybe kiss you while you were in a lecture hall in front of your Additional Mathematics teacher? Now that would be intriguing, wouldn't it? Having Edward Cullen holding you inside his powerful arms, and kissing you passionately like he's trying to get into your soul, caressing your inner thigh, tickling it with his fingers...wow...that's just fantastic!!!(is it me or is it hot in here?)

Fantasies aside!Now, is there really this kind of man out there? This Edward Cullen type of man who could drive his sports car at a full speed and still having his eyes fixed on you? The best you'd get nowadays is Zac Efron's wanna be. You know that type of man (read: boys) who are charming but still... amateur? Even if there is a man like Edward Cullen (I'm so digging him right?) somewhere out there, would a simple gal (or gay) like you and me could ever get 1 mile near him? I mean, seriously! Even the real life Edward Cullen that is Robert Pattinson was having himself all locked down (no fetishes here) with security guards when he was in Canada and Italy shooting New Moon!!!How the hell would we ever grab those crotch?

Sigh.Now all that is left is his naked torso available for public viewing when the New Moon comes out!!!Well at least you (and I) could use it as fapping materials!!!

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